bloodyoathmate:

Unfollowing a lot of blogs and then looking at your dash

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posted 11 hours ago210357 notes (sniffing source bloodyoathmate)

itsjustjensen:

@ Like father…

SAME HAIR


ssv-normandy:

when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing


leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

thraaaaaaaanduuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiil:

*uncontrolled sobbing over the hobbit teaser*

omg if he was

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MY HEART


churchsext:

i hate when people say wikipedia isn’t reliable because anyone can change it like are u kidding me have u ever tried to edit a wikipedia article they instantly ban u for like removing a comma


askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard
posted 11 hours ago21314 notes (molliart source askinnyblackman)

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait


mystratheguitarist:

oh hey look it’s that scene where alex threatens to rape another woman and for some reason half the fandom thinks it’s sexy

posted 11 hours ago2249 notes (mystratheguitarist source orangeskins)

mirkwoodling:

2 minutes fgucksdkiogjtg

i just realised this is the last time we will ever be in such a fucking panic over a trailer and just it’s all going to end bc its the last movie

this is making me ssd

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fingerblaster113:

It’s not gay to wanna know what your friends’ dicks look like

posted 11 hours ago39959 notes (aphrodiyte source fingerblaster113)

straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

posted 11 hours ago35003 notes (seouliah source thew0lfqueen)

squishymew:

kikahchu:

kikahchu:

It’s a space bar!!

Guys, I did not spend $16 on this sticker set for 5 notes.

I thought it was just greasy omg

squishymew:

kikahchu:

kikahchu:

It’s a space bar!!

Guys, I did not spend $16 on this sticker set for 5 notes.

I thought it was just greasy omg

posted 11 hours ago188121 notes (freelancermaine source kikahchu)

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

posted 11 hours ago420817 notes (aphrodiyte source basedyeeezus)

brookeeverdeen:

#CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT 

posted 11 hours ago12861 notes (amydowneyjr source brookeeverdeen)

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

posted 11 hours ago404187 notes (beyoncescock source holysimba)

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