Unfollowing a lot of blogs and then looking at your dash
@ Like father…
when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing
*uncontrolled sobbing over the hobbit teaser*
omg if he was
i hate when people say wikipedia isn’t reliable because anyone can change it like are u kidding me have u ever tried to edit a wikipedia article they instantly ban u for like removing a comma
things i used to laugh at
- actual jokes
things i laugh at now
- yard sard
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
oh hey look it’s that scene where alex threatens to rape another woman and for some reason half the fandom thinks it’s sexy
2 minutes fgucksdkiogjtg
i just realised this is the last time we will ever be in such a fucking panic over a trailer and just it’s all going to end bc its the last movie
this is making me ssd
It’s not gay to wanna know what your friends’ dicks look like
Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
This is like really sound advice though
It’s a space bar!!
Guys, I did not spend $16 on this sticker set for 5 notes.
I thought it was just greasy omg
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*